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I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

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If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay just felt a cold shiver down his spine.

1. Just buy a leaner beef? 2. How do you get to adulthood without knowing to always drain excess fat into a container, NOT down your drain? 3. I must share the amused horror of someone RINSING OFF ground beef in a colander.

When she turned on that faucet my soul astral-projected out of the room.

I’ve had to deal with a lot of bullshit today and I really wasn’t expecting someone rinsing their fucking beef

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